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[shapinglight]

Well, the world hasn't ended. Or did I miss something?

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[sueworld2003.livejournal.com]

Sorry, I'm too busy trying to get myself down off the ceiling...*g*

[shapinglight]

Had an Exorcist moment, did you?

[trepkos.livejournal.com]

Well, I feel fine!

[shapinglight]

Me too. Doesn't mean we're not damned. Has anyone you know mysteriously disappeared?

[diebirchen.livejournal.com]

They've been doing that routine for almost 2,000 years now.

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Yes, bit old hat really.

[flake-sake.livejournal.com]

:) I hope the press makes tomorrow uncomfortable for the doomsday prophet.

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He'll probably hide somewhere and get some idiot acolyte to say he's been Raptured.

[speakr2customrs.livejournal.com]

I was raptured but I came back when I found Heaven didn't have internet access.

[shapinglight]

Plus it was full of people like this nutter Camping? Good call.

[gillo]

If God runs on US time, it could still happen. The Rolling Apocalypse, however, is definitely a non-starter.

[shapinglight]

If God runs on US time, it could still happen

If? What do you mean, if? Everyone knows the rest of us are just a bunch of godless heathens. However, which US time, that's what I want to know.

The Rolling Apocalypse, however, is definitely a non-starter.

Unless it turning a bit windy counts?

[whichclothes.livejournal.com]

Well, if the Rapture happened, nobosy in Vienna has been saved, because the population has not noticably diminished.

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Well, no one in Europe is going to get saved. That's sort of a given, isn't it?

[fenderlove.livejournal.com]

The world has been ending since the world began, and I'm still here, so... yay. The earth remains to give me more gay vampire porn. XD

[shapinglight]

The earth remains to give me more gay vampire porn. XD

Hoorah!

[felisblanco.livejournal.com]

Well, one of our volcanoes just started erupting so there's hope yet.

[shapinglight]

Which way is the ash blowing this time? Not that I'm flying anywhere. Just interested.

[laisserais]

i was so hoping to score some free TVs and BMWs. :/

[shapinglight]

:( Well, I suppose there's still hope. It's not 6pm in California, yet.

[green-maia.livejournal.com]

Maybe the world was imaginary to begin with...

[shapinglight]

Could well be. There's no real way to know.

[daiseechain.livejournal.com]

It's an illusion. None of us is really here. *makes wooo-oooo noises*

[shapinglight]

No wonder I've been so absent minded lately. :)

[xc-runner50.livejournal.com]

The world didn't end? Talk about awkward.......heh

[shapinglight]

I know. I'm interested to know how he's going to explain it given that this is the second time he's got it wrong.

[helenkacan.livejournal.com]

Well, I walked on the water today.

No, wait.
I took the ferry on the lake to the islands.

[shapinglight]

No, wait.
I took the ferry on the lake to the islands.

:)

[shipperx.livejournal.com]

Well the rapture supposedly stops time. So I guess you have to ask yourself, are you really bored? If so, it might be the apocalypse.;)

[shapinglight]

You mean it might be still going on? I suppose it does take time to collect 200 million people.

[rahirah]

I for one am deeply disappointed at my continued existence.

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:pats you: There, there.

[thismaz.livejournal.com]

You missed it? Wow! Yes, this is all a projection.

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It is? How nice of the Almighty to do that for little me.

[ex_peasant441]

I saw some Christians yesterday afternoon, so they are definitely still here. Shame really, I had plans for the house next door.

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They were probably the wrong sort of Christians,ie. sensible ones. Sensible Christians won't get raptured, because apparently God doesn't like them.

[beer-good-foamy.livejournal.com]

I suppose the only possible explanation is that God was so impressed with the amount of money Mr Bed And Breakf... sorry, Mr Camping raised that he spared us all. Thank you for saving us all, Mr Caravan!

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Thank you for saving us all, Mr Caravan!

You're right. In fact, he'll probably say that was his plan all along.

[candleanfeather.livejournal.com]

Was it supposed to end? Darn I'm always missing out important things...

[shapinglight]

Yes, on Saturday. But don't worry. Even if it did end, no one has noticed.