Spoilered dialogue from Buffy Season 8 no 34

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Well, not really, but after what happened at the end of 33, not to mention current goings on in the Angel comic, it could be.

(Not) spoilers behind cut.



Twangel: Oh, Buffy!
Buffy: Oh, Angel!
Twangel: Oh, oh Buffy!
Buffy: Oh, oh Angel!
Xander (off): Buffy!
Buffy: Hark! I hear my sister's boyfriend, who was almost my boyfriend but I woke up and smelled the coffee too late, dammit! But now I realise I was wrong! Wrong! Wrong! I could never be happy with anyone else but you!Our love is so destined! Oh Angel!
Dawn: Waah!
Willow: Hush!
Giles: Snore!
Xander (to Buffy, who is flying faster than a speeding bullet in a very guilty manner): You've been seeing Angel!
Buffy (nose in air): Yes, I've been seeing Angel, and why not? Our love is Destined From the Dawn of Time..
Dawn (off): I don't like the sound of that.
Buffy: ...He's the only man I've ever loved. He's fine, he's strong! He's a mass murderer! He's all the things you'll never be.
Xander: That's okay. I only wanted to know why he's wearing that dumb costume, is all. I mean, what does he need three belts for?
Twangel (hovering close by like an overdressed bat): They're not my belts. They're Spike's belts. I had to lock him up and confiscate his trousers in case he escapes - and believe you me, the female population of - well, the whole world, will thank me.
Spike (off): Tits! Knockers! Ger'em off!
All: Shut up!

with apologies and thanks to Monty Python

ETA: For those of you who don't have a clue where this insanity comes from Monty Python's Semaphore Wuthering Heights sketch.

Comments

[petzipellepingo.livejournal.com]

I guarantee you that this is a whole lot better than what we'll actually get... except it needs penguins.

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except it needs penguins.

Sadly, there were no penguins in the original sketch so I felt I had to leave them out. However, I'm sure they would have improved it.

[ubi4soft.livejournal.com]

Xander, don't you believe that! He needed the belts to sustain his overgrown belly (Andrew can confirm it)

Thanks for the laughs.

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He needed the belts to sustain his overgrown belly (Andrew can confirm it)

I think having superpowers probably includes losing excess weight. :)

Glad you enjoyed it.

[sarian71]

*falls out of chair* HAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!!

That was absolutely, fabulously, fantastically hilarious!

I really needed this laugh, so thank you! :)

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Glad you enjoyed, and thanks. :)

[quinara]

:D

(Oh, Twangel, in years to come, when this is long behind us, I wonder whether I won't grow to love you for the crack you've wrought...)

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(Oh, Twangel, in years to come, when this is long behind us, I wonder whether I won't grow to love you for the crack you've wrought...)

I hope I shall too. It's all so...silly.

[calturner.livejournal.com]

Hee! :D

Thanks for the laugh.

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My pleasure. :)

[http://users.livejournal.com/woman_of_/]

But there is no way Angel would fit into Spike's trousers, he is too bulky. How they hell he can fly is beyond me.

Well, at least we can laugh, it is pure crack, but I sometimes despare as to what they think the female fans are like. I suspect they think we have the IQ of a jellyfish. That we do not see the depth in the story, and are hopeless romantics that they can fob of with this tosh.

Great dialogue. AH Monty Python, always a winner.

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But there is no way Angel would fit into Spike's trousers, he is too bulky.

Oh I know. Twangel isn't wearing Spike's trousers, he's just not letting Spike wear them.

I suspect they think we have the IQ of a jellyfish. That we do not see the depth in the story, and are hopeless romantics that they can fob of with this tosh.

I just don't know. Maybe this is Comic Book Guy's idea of comics for girls?

[greenstone-j.livejournal.com]

LMAO. And British comedy - ah ha! So that's what's up with that Bill fella, he's got Spike confused with Benny Hill...

[prophecygirrl.livejournal.com]

So that's what's up with that Bill fella, he's got Spike confused with Benny Hill... That makes SO much more sense now. Thanks to you and shapinglight both for this revelation!

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Yes, it's so obvious when you think about it, isn't it?

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So that's what's up with that Bill fella, he's got Spike confused with Benny Hill...

ROFL. By George, I think you're right!

[lynnenne]

Hahahaha. Giles represents the readers in this, right? *g*

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Giles represents the readers in this, right? *g*

Quite possibly. Those who haven't died laughing, that is.

[ahigheroctave.livejournal.com]

We, the world, will give TwAngel that as a credit when we judge him for the mass murders. He might even come out even if Spike happens to be going shirtless and commando too.

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We, the world, will give TwAngel that as a credit when we judge him for the mass murders

Yes, it's nice to know he was trying to do something good amidst all the daftness, isn't it?

He might even come out even if Spike happens to be going shirtless and commando too.

And definitely without boxer shorts covered in little red hearts. :)